Random Harlots - one of my favorite tables in the 1st Edition Dungeon Masters Guide. This randomizer includes the percentage chances of thievery or possession of valuable info from that book. I then mashed that table up with the similar "red light professions" table from OSRIC. Then I went further and split up the adjectives from the nouns to end up with this. I think it's a pretty good "Who Did I Meet In Montmartre, and What Did We Talk About?" table. Randomizer Below the Jump. Enjoy!